Sunday, February 14, 2010

Lonely this Valentines Day?

It's Valentines Day and I know there are some people out there without that special someone. You're tired of the bar and club scene and internet dating services just aren't you. So what's a lonely heart to do?

What you need is a sinister robot to do your romantic bidding. Meet Roofy! He's a robot mascot that stands in front of a roofing company in Tucson, AZ....or so it seems.

Roofy is a droid programmed to identify targets, drug their drinks, and lug them back to you. He's sort of like the Terminator, but instead of destroying his target, he incapacitates them and lures them into unwanted sexual encounters.

O.K. - I'm breaking the joke here...who the hell thought it was a good idea to name this robot "Roofy"???? Surely someone at the roofing company has heard of Rohypnol or roofies or the date-rape drug. Jeez Louise!


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